Chillax yo, I seen alot of scaremongering on this site but getting older is literally the Best Thing Ever. Have you seen a child lately? Those useless snots can’t even tie their own shoelaces, while you’re doing all kinds of badass shit AND listening to rad music while you’re at it.
Okay maybe life’s getting harder, but you’re getting stronger. You’ve been learning awesome new stuff every day since you were spawned and now you think you’re gonna stop? In a few years you’ll have learned heaps more, and be so much better at everything you do. Believe. Hell who knows, maybe you’ll even have made some plans.
Being older means you can decide absolutely whatever the fuck you want, and I ain’t just talking icecream for breakfast here. You’ll finally start to cut the umbilical and then the only priorities that’ll matter, the only values that’ll matter, the only goals that’ll matter in your life, are YOURS.
Your story begins whenever you friggin decide it does. Pick your starting pokemon and leggo.
Every politician who advocates ‘humanitarian’ bombing should have to host a refugee family from Syria or Iraq in their home for 5 years.
How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They make a millennial do it for nothing and tell them that they’re lucky for the opportunity.