Chillax yo, I seen alot of scaremongering on this site but getting older is literally the Best Thing Ever. Have you seen a child lately? Those useless snots can’t even tie their own shoelaces, while you’re doing all kinds of badass shit AND listening to rad music while you’re at it.

Okay maybe life’s getting harder, but you’re getting stronger. You’ve been learning awesome new stuff every day since you were spawned and now you think you’re gonna stop? In a few years you’ll have learned heaps more, and be so much better at everything you do. Believe. Hell who knows, maybe you’ll even have made some plans.

Being older means you can decide absolutely whatever the fuck you want, and I ain’t just talking icecream for breakfast here. You’ll finally start to cut the umbilical and then the only priorities that’ll matter, the only values that’ll matter, the only goals that’ll matter in your life, are YOURS.

Your story begins whenever you friggin decide it does. Pick your starting pokemon and leggo.

whatsbelowthesurface
whatsbelowthesurface:

Epinephelus merra (Honeycomb grouper)Littledale Shoal, Brunei, 12m
E. merra, or the honeycomb grouper, gets its common name from its beautiful brown and yellow patterning. I was actually surprised at how good-natured this particular grouper was, letting me get pretty close before taking off. 
Like other groupers, E. merra is carnivorous, feeding on smaller fish and crustaceans. It’s one of the smaller fish in its genus, growing to about 32cm (13in) in length.
One of the most interesting things about groupers as a whole is that most species are able to change their sex. E. merra is no exception. Members of this species are born female, and as they age they shift sex to become male. Animals that share this characteristic are known as protogynous hermaphrodites.
ClassificationAnimalia - Chordata - Actinopterygii - Perciformes - Serranidae - Epinephelus - E. merra

whatsbelowthesurface:

Epinephelus merra (Honeycomb grouper)
Littledale Shoal, Brunei, 12m

E. merra, or the honeycomb grouper, gets its common name from its beautiful brown and yellow patterning. I was actually surprised at how good-natured this particular grouper was, letting me get pretty close before taking off. 

Like other groupers, E. merra is carnivorous, feeding on smaller fish and crustaceans. It’s one of the smaller fish in its genus, growing to about 32cm (13in) in length.

One of the most interesting things about groupers as a whole is that most species are able to change their sex. E. merra is no exception. Members of this species are born female, and as they age they shift sex to become male. Animals that share this characteristic are known as protogynous hermaphrodites.

Classification
Animalia - Chordata - Actinopterygii - Perciformes - Serranidae - EpinephelusE. merra

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sweetandlovelygirl7:

w0lf-eyes:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to…

We learned a bit of that good stuff in New Zealand schools too, but essentially; school trains workers. Productive, compliant economic units. If we wanna learn how to live we gotta do it ourselves and teach each other.

thehazelshow
planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…




did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES


Yo chill. SOMETIMES we cut the lines in - hell sometimes they’re painted on. Concrete is cheaper okay, and ya’ll are cheapskates.But nearly all of the time, we lay thousands of individual paving stones. Individually. Like good little serfs. For your perfect little feet to walk on. Jeez it’s not even hard to tell if they’re fake or legit tbh, you’ve just never bothered to admire the craftsmanship (or lack of it) so don’t get all high and mighty on us now. Laying plain concrete is a skill too.

planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

Yo chill. SOMETIMES we cut the lines in - hell sometimes they’re painted on. Concrete is cheaper okay, and ya’ll are cheapskates.

But nearly all of the time, we lay thousands of individual paving stones. Individually. Like good little serfs. For your perfect little feet to walk on.

Jeez it’s not even hard to tell if they’re fake or legit tbh, you’ve just never bothered to admire the craftsmanship (or lack of it) so don’t get all high and mighty on us now. Laying plain concrete is a skill too.